misterstallman.htm: A song for a chance

"Mr. Stallman, bring me a dream"
Performers: The searchlores' sisters (*)

Fantasized by fravia at searchlores in march 2007, Version 0.07

I hope my friend Richard Matthew Stallman will appreciate this utterly and absolutely "incorrect" song-exegesis...

Of course you SHOULD download the "real" song: MrStallman.ogg, and then just "karaoke" with the text below, duh.

Yet... the coming of GNU/Linux/Ubuntu... is it really a dream?
The useless advent of the crap Vista-windows could represent the triumph of desktop Gnu/Linux... if we could learn to develop for gamers and users... and not just for geeks

"Mr. Stallman, bring me a dream"

("bung, bung, bung, bung") ("bung, bung, bung, bung")
("bung, bung, bung, bung") ("bung, bung, bung, bung")

Mister Stallman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the cutest OS I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung)
And tell him that those copyrights are over.

Stallman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic vim
Mister Stallman, bring me a dream.

("bung, bung, bung, bung") ("bung, bung, bung, bung")
("bung, bung, bung, bung") ("bung, bung, bung, bung")
("bung, bung, bung, bung") ("bung, bung, bung, bung")
("bung, bung, bung, bung") ("bung, bung, bung, bung")

Mister Stallman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest OS that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that those copyrights are over.

Stallman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic vim
Mister Stallman, bring me a dream.

("bung, bung, bung, bung") ("bung, bung, bung, bung")
("bung, bung, bung, bung") ("bung, bung, bung, bung")
("bung, bung, bung, bung") ("bung, bung, bung, bung")

(guitar)

Mister Stallman (RMS voice: "Yesss?") bring me a dream

Give him a pair of eyes with a bluefish gleam
Give him a lovely heart like Palm (match it)
And lots of heavy gear like Openoffice
(RMS voice, expriming unawareness: "Openoffice?")

Mister Stallman, some'OS to hold
Would be so peachy before we're too old

So please turn on your magic vim
Mister Stallman... bring me a dream.

Back to GNU/Linux for seekers

(*) Great and special thanks to the fantastic Marcella Puppini, and yes, 'vim' is sarcastically intended: Richard uses emacs, since he invented it :-)